A woman walked into the Store Street Garda station last Sunday and had no idea who she was. At the same time, Paris Hilton seems to have fallen off the face of the earth, and fans would like to know if these two incidents are connected.
American officials in Dublin are not saying much about the woman, except that they believe she is from California. She was wearing leopard print shoes when she wandered into the station, and she was carrying a chihuahua under her arm.
The amnesia victim had no idea who she was or how she came to be in Dublin, yet today the American Embassy has said it is handling her affairs, and that she is actually from California. How could they know all that unless someone in the consulate recognized her from the cover of USWeekly or the like?
No word on where the confused lady has been taken, but the little dog has been put in the care of a lovely family in Dunboyne, to spare the beast from the stress of the Ashtown pound.
Before disappearing, Ms. Hilton had mentioned something about doing charity work. Did anyone hear her say anything about visiting with Bono to get some pointers on saving African babies?
3 comments:
Oh, this is hillarious (spelling? who said i could spell?)
With wicked humor like this, those agents are complete idiots. But, then, we always wondered about that, didn't we?
There's no humour allowed in New York City. One must be suave and chic at all times.
Still no word on Paris Hilton's whereabouts, so I might be on to something after all.
Suave and chic? NEW YORK CITY? AGENTS? Pffff...
And yes, you are on to something. Go for it!
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