Saturday, June 23, 2007

In A Gesture Of Solidarity

Congratulations to movie actress Cameron Diaz for another brilliant performance.

While touring Peru, she walked about with a very stylish handbag, emblazoned with one of Chairman Mao's most memorable phrases.

The Maoist Shining Path terrorist organization would like to thank her for her support. The people of Peru who suffered under the murderous onslaught of Shining Path would prefer that Ms. Diaz take her bag and go elsewhere.

Ms. Diaz might wish to consider hiring new handlers who are possessed of a modicum of intelligence, with enough brass to tell her when she's being a feckin' eejit.

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