A young man broke into a home and then proceeded to elude police. He was found hours later, sleeping on a couch. He was not, it should be noted, at home at the time of his arrest.
Howard Brundage has no idea what happened, or how he got there, or what he did.
His alibi?
He took a few swigs of marshmallow vodka and the rest of his night was a blur.
Marshmallow vodka? Honestly?
Whoever would distill such a disgusting product should be put behind bars and made to perform community service for inflicting such tripe on the public.
As for Mr. Brundage, it's not very likely that a judge will buy his "the vodka made me do it" excuse.
Lucky for him there is no marshmallow vodka in jail, which is where he will most likely end up for some time. He'll get a chance to clear his head....and his palate.
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